Sunday, January 14, 2007

Traffic Light Gang

Once upon a time, there was a well known and notorious gang called ~ the Traffic Light Gang.

Da Jie Da ~ Green is her fav colour as she gives the go ahead for everything that happen in the gang.

Er Jie ~ She loves red and pink!! STOP! is her favourite word and she sayang the Xiao Di most (forever running after him to hug & kiss him)

The flamboyant Xiao Di ~ who gets into trouble all the time esp with gals. Always on the move to look for target and new stuff to play.

One day, they heard of a new shop which just opened in the village so they decided to go and 'pay a visit' and collect some present from the boss.

Boss: Welcome welcome everyone!! We have the newest design in town and latest technology for tattoo. Come on in and take a look!!

Da Jie Da: Hello, we are not here to take a look. We are here to collect the protection money and 'bless' your shop.

Xiao Di: Ya man! Pay up or else ... hiak hiak


Er Jie: STOP!!! Let me check if got police around anot. And whether our temp staff are ready. STOP STOP STOP and wait for me ok!!!



Da Jie Da: Boss dun play play ok, see all my people are here liao!!

Boss: Oh no!!! Can you let me off pls? I just started my buisness ... I really have no money. Plsssss ....

Xiao Di: (whispering to Da Jie Da) How about a free tattoo for each of us? Cool le ....

Da Jie Da: Ok lar ... you see her assistant so strong. No fish, shrimp oso good! Onz


Xiao Di: Boss, I save you ler! You better give me tha nicest design that you have ok!

Boss: Sure sure ... it will be the prettiest that you have ever seen ...

Xiao Di: Pretty???

Xiao Di: Butterfly *&^%$#%^&*(*&^&^*%$^%^

Da Jie Da: Wei!! You got problem ar? YOU ARE A BOY hor!!! How can you have butterfly tattoo? Such a disgrace to our gang. You are OUT!!!! Dun let me see you again ....


Xiao Di: Where do I go from here? Where should I head towards .... Tian ar!!!!!

~ The End~

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